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Giddy The Goose Metal Porch Statue, 21" H

Giddy The Goose Metal Porch Statue, 21" H

I’m Giddy: porch supervisor, seasonal icon, and the goose who makes sure every step feels like home. I don’t flap around aimlessly; I never miss a holiday, and I bring a little whimsy (and a lot of attitude) to your front porch or garden. Long before I showed up looking this good, porch geese were already icons. Lawn geese waddled onto the scene in the 1980s across the Upper Ohio River Valley, with concrete versions popping up in Kentucky and spreading through Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois. By the ’90s, humans fully committed to dressing us for every season, holiday, and questionable fashion choice imaginable. Crafted with durable metal and rustic charm, I’m ready for year-round duty and can be accessorized with themed outfits for every season. Want me to stand steady through wind or mischief? Fill me with sand for extra heft, I don’t wobble on my watch.

$15.00

Original: $49.99

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Giddy The Goose Metal Porch Statue, 21" H

$49.99

$15.00

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I’m Giddy: porch supervisor, seasonal icon, and the goose who makes sure every step feels like home. I don’t flap around aimlessly; I never miss a holiday, and I bring a little whimsy (and a lot of attitude) to your front porch or garden. Long before I showed up looking this good, porch geese were already icons. Lawn geese waddled onto the scene in the 1980s across the Upper Ohio River Valley, with concrete versions popping up in Kentucky and spreading through Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois. By the ’90s, humans fully committed to dressing us for every season, holiday, and questionable fashion choice imaginable. Crafted with durable metal and rustic charm, I’m ready for year-round duty and can be accessorized with themed outfits for every season. Want me to stand steady through wind or mischief? Fill me with sand for extra heft, I don’t wobble on my watch.

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